Crap internet, crap flat, crap tonsils, crap carpark

[rockfotze]

Well I would have posted earlier, as I wanted to post photos from Summafieldayze and stuff, but my internet at home has been TOTAL BALLS lately, all slow and infuriating, so I gave up. It's not too bad now but it's also getting late and I should probably be going to bed instead of uploading pictures and then trying to make up witty captions for them all. Oh and it's too hot. I have air-con here but since we've been using it a lot lately we've gotten nasty rashes and bug bites so we're testing to see if these mystery bug things are coming from the air-con or if we're just become grotty enough to have a bitey bug infestation in the flat (while the latter is quite likely I'm hoping so bad it's just the air-con).

I don't know why I'm so shocked and angry about this, since it really was inevitable, but I seem to have tonsillitis again. I am so over these tonsils, they have got to go! The worst part is, both of the other people in my territory at work are on holidays for the next two days, which means my workload will go up by three, and as I'm finding it hard to talk now, the next two days may actually kill me (or, you know, cause me to lose my voice or something a little less dramatic than death).

Another shocking thing to happen lately: I am not in a dire situation with money...so far. I've had the worst money issues the last couple of months (mostly involving my love of over-spending at every available opportunity). But I did good last fortnight and this one is shaping up even better. Now I've written this, something dreadful will happen involving a HUGE DEBT that needs paying THIS MINUTE and I'll punch myself in the ovaries for daring to get smug about money D:

And just to end this entry off with a disgusting twist: our garage door is wrecked so out carpark in the basement is always open til it's finally fixed. This worries me because my car is very easy to break into and probably just as easy to steal. Another thing that worries me is that there's a massive dent on the roof, like someone was standing on there, and also a used condom behind my car. I have, of course, come to the conclusion people had sex on my car thus causing the massive dent (and the used condom). THAT IS REALLY GROSS! Even if someone had sex somewhere near my car is enough to gross me out. I'm going to make a very noisy complaint to the body corporate about homeless people having sex on my car.

Comments

[milli.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!!!! I just read the last part of your post and cracked up. That is so..... hideous!

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

Haha it's awful and yet also hilarious. The dent's probably from some jerk standing on my car, as opposed to people sexing on it, but when you find a used condom nearby you just have to start wondering...

[honeymink]

but I seem to have tonsillitis again

You have my sympathies because... me too. I might have caught it on my flight back from NZ. Since I had a stop-over in Australia, I'm certain it was the same bloody wanker who infected us. ;)

Kidding. Obviously.

Get well soon.

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

If my doc doesn't give me a referal to have them removed I will have to gouge them out with a spoon. THEY HURT SO BAD!

Maybe you got it from me from afar? It's so bad right now that it could almost be possible D:

[jekyll1969.livejournal.com]

I know that it is really bad what people did on your car, but the story itself made a a bit smile when reading first by the thought how that would look like. Sex on a car! Like a bad joke, worse movie or something. This means *not* that i endorse that, as i would be crazy if someone will do it on my car too. I was also pissed of when someone made a small dent (1cm) on my fenbder some years ago. Even if it is small you can see it everytime. Someday i will let it remove, but what the people did on your car is disgusting! Around 20 years ago some small turkish children were throwing small stones my my fathers former car when he was in. He just stopped; went out; said nothing; gave this boy a kick in the ass and drove on. But usually you will never get these idiots when they do such shitty things.

I wish you also all the best for your health and that you can fix your debt one day.

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

Well I think it's all a part of my overactive imagination...but it's not hard to oput the two together and draw gross conclusions. I pretty much live my life by making bizarre and often hilarious stories around mundane things XD

[saltedpin.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I am stuck between laughter and horror regarding your car story -- I'm sorry, it's not funny, but the way you tell the story is XD

Ugh, and I hope your tonsils feel better soon :(

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

Oh it's HILARIOUS. I try and be mad about it but then I imagine hobo's rooting on the roof of my car and I laugh. I don't know how they'd get condoms, but I did see a bum talking on a mobile phone the other day so it's not unlikely. MAYBE IT WAS HIM!

[arachnerd.livejournal.com]

finding a used condom is just nasty. a couple years ago there was one on the street next to my car as well. i shudder to think. ew.

do you think that drinking tea with honey would help your throat at all? honey feels good.

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

I think stabbing my tonsils out with a butter knife would probably hurt less than what they are now. OWIE! But now you mention it, I think I will have some tea now, just for the tasty factor :D

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

;D

[adrianadw.livejournal.com]

mawhahahahaha - i did not even connect the two - you sure they were homeless...long time married couple trying to re-ignite the passion, drunk teenage hooligans looking like they know what they're doing. :-)
Cara because of who you are - I reckon - you had malory knox's ass all over your car, be glad you did not get a dead body behind it...oooh and take photos of the butt prints. hahahaha
xxx

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

Well I do see a lot of hobo's around my neighborhood, so it's only natural it'd be a pair of them wanting to get a bit of lovin' and striking god when they found our busted garage door and a nice, comfy car to shag on. Hahaha so gross yet hilarious.